Even jokes
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
experiment
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.