Even jokes

So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.

He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.

Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"

The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."

The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.

So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.

My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.

She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.

The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.

Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.