Ethics jokes
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Abortion is beautiful.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.