Ethics jokes
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.