Ethics

Ethics jokes

Laughter

If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?

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  • Drone

    What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

    I don't know... I just fly the drone.

    Abortion

    My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.

    Victim

    Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?

    Yeah, neither have they.

    Memes

    Orphan

    If youโ€™re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

    Baby

    They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

    Suicide

    A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

    Orphan

    So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

    What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

    Drug

    What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.

    Abortion

    Why do people hate abortion jokes?

    It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

    Hospital

    Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

    There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.

    Act

    Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.

    Life Support

    My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*

    Orphan

    If youโ€™re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.

    Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

    Bike

    When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

    Double Standard

    I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.