Ethics jokes
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Memes
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"