A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
