Ethics jokes

I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

I regret my abortion.

I didn’t know child labor was an option.

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!

A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?

Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.

Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!

Why is it ok to smack an orphan?

What are they going to do? Tell their parents!

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!

Mom: Exactly.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.

when is rape wrong on so many levels?

inside a lift.

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?

You decide.

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.