Ethics jokes
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never grow old.
Bill, that's racist!
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Being pro-life.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"