Ethics jokes

Should I burn heaven?

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

Racism.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?