Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
