Ethics jokes

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."