Ethics jokes

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.

Being pro-life.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.