Ethics jokes
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Being pro-life.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.