Ethics jokes
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Being pro-life.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.