Ethics jokes
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Racism.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.