Ethics jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.