Ethics jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Being pro-life.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.