Ethics jokes

If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.

So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

Me, calls the police*

Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!

Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.

Me: Why, so you can then stop me?

Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!

Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!

Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!

My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.