Ethics jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Being pro-life.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.