Error jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.

I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error.

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.

org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.

Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!

Dad: You are one.