Error jokes

He's not really dead, his update failed.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error.

I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.

org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.

Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".

Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!

Dad: You are one.

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?

"ERROR"

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

What were Steven Hawking's last words?

Error 404 File Not Found.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.