Error jokes
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
He's not really dead, his update failed.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
2 times 4 equals 18?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.