Error Jokes

One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.

I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error.

A computer monitor displays a blue screen of death with a sad face emoticon and the text 'You' below it.

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.

org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.