Entertainment jokes
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
dora
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
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