Entertainment jokes
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
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Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.