Entertainment jokes
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
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