Entertainment jokes
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Memes
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
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I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.