Entertainment jokes

Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's an orphan's most hated show?

The Fosters.

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

What touches kids and is made out of plastic?

Michael Jackson, hee hee!

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?

Because they're believers.

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.

A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?

Muzan Kibutsuji

Hehe

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

What sort of movies do cows like to watch?

Moosicals!

Paper.

Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!