Entertainment jokes
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.