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Entertainment Jokes
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
