Entertainment jokes
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
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Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
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What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?