Entertainment jokes
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"