Entertainment jokes
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Hahaha!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.