Entertainment jokes
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I will make more jokes tomorrow.
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Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What are you on? YouTube.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."