Entertainment jokes
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
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I will make more jokes tomorrow.
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
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Can you guys check out my joke, please?
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