Entertainment jokes
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Kidloland
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Guess!!!!?
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.