Entertainment jokes
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
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Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
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What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
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My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
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