Entertainment jokes
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
your (DYM 59)
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.