Entertainment jokes
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Tell who we are.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E