Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Tell who we are.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.