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What are you on? YouTube.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Tell who we are.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!