"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Entertainment Jokes
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
your (DYM 59)
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
