Entertainment jokes

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.

Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!

What are you on? YouTube.

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."

Tell who we are.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Why did the ghost become a rapper?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

"The truest things ARE the funniest things."

-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.