Entertainment jokes
"AOT is mid."
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you wonβt exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I canβt find Bo!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Memes
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Did you hear theyβre making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Touretteβs crowd?
I believe itβs called the βTic Me Elmo.β
What's PokΓ©mon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
I donβt know any...
OnlyFans, but itβs me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Man, that's funny!