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Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
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"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
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Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Do you see the toilet?