Entertainment jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
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What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁