Entertainment jokes
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
More jokes.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
me enytime i have homework
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Drake.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂