Entertainment jokes
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Porn.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.