Entertainment jokes

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.

What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.

These are just plain wrong jokes.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

Do you see the toilet?

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

Man, that's funny!