Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Memes
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Do you see the toilet?
and (DYM 116)
Staring (DYM 119).
"AOT is mid."
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
I will make more jokes tomorrow.