Entertainment jokes
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
A treatment joke.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
This website hahahahahahaha!
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.