Entertainment jokes
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Do you see the toilet?
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Man, that's funny!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!