Entertainment jokes
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Memes
Do you see the toilet?
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Bababooey.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Doin' (DYM 34).