Entertainment jokes

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

Do you see the toilet?

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."