Entertainment jokes
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Watching Netflix for hours
Your (DYM 9).
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Booooooooooooo!
Just laugh.
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Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!