Entertainment jokes
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Wish jokers.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
GTA 6
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.