Entertainment jokes
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Memes
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Niall Devine, clown.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Wish jokers.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.