Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Entertainment Jokes
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
This is how I got [redacted]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Spaceballs: The Joke.
RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos
The joke about is stupid.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
