Entertainment jokes
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
The (DYM 103).
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Aurdree be like:
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
First (DYM 68).
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.