Entertainment jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Magitat?
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
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