What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
