Entertainment jokes
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂