Entertainment jokes
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.