Entertainment jokes
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
So cinema.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!