Entertainment jokes
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. đ
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Memes
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesnât have legs?
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they canât press play.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys đ
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Whatâs a birdâs favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
They are making a movie about clocks.
Itâs about time.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."