Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What game is for kids? Uno.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What time is fun?
Time for games!
Fun game to get.
