Entertainment jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Memes
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
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What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
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Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!