Entertainment jokes
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
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What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.