Entertainment jokes
WALL-E
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
A treatment joke.
Memes
When you're watching pokémon when you're 18 years old
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.