Entertainment jokes

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?

A rhyming parrot.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Chef Rhymes.

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

What do you call a rapper who's always late?

Time Rhyme.

Why did the rapper become a magician?

Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.

What do you call a rapper who took a dump?

Lil' Crappie.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL WIZARD

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To drop some FLOW-TIDE!

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!