Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
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Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Puzzle
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!