Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.