Entertainment jokes

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

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What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

Jokes are rather funny.

What did the bull say to the bullfighter?

What's the "matador?"

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

Viggie tickles.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

A treatment joke.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

WALL-E

Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!