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Entertainment Jokes
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
