Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!