Entertainment jokes
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
A treatment joke.
What is this joke?
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Viggie tickles.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."