Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Memes
When you're watching pokémon when you're 18 years old
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.