Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.