Entertainment jokes

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Bass-Drop.

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count his bars.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To drop some FLOW-TIDE!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Skillet.

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They spit HOT FIRE!

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

What do you call a rapper who's always late?

Time Rhyme.

Why did the rapper go to space?

Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.