Entertainment jokes
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!