Entertainment jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

What animal is best at hitting baseballs?

A bat.

What is a joke?

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

Jokes are rather funny.

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?

Puzzle

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

M.C. Grill

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.