Entertainment jokes
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Not funny joke.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Why canβt Michael Jackson win a race?
Because heβs always coming in a lilβ behind.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?