"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: ššš
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
What's PokƩmon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Why didnāt the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! š¤£
I do this too often!
