What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Entertainment Jokes
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
