What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Joke
Wanna hear a joke?
This site.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
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What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
