Entertainment jokes
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Anime cats.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
This is funny.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Joke
Wanna hear a joke?
This site.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!