Entertainment jokes
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia. So I ended up doing the YMCA.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]