This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
Entertainment Jokes
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
