What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Entertainment Jokes
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
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My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
