Entertainment jokes
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B đź’ż.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.