Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Entertainment Jokes
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B đź’ż.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
