Entertainment jokes

What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.

Why don't orphans watch TV?

Because of "Family Guy."

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *pauses porn* Why?

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

You

Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

What’s green and smells of bacon?

KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

Hey guys! Ello here with an update!

I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!