Entertainment jokes
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈