Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a monday and didn't end til' sunday
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
What do you you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.
My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Spell ihop , now say ness at the end...😂.....I ate your penus!!
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
