Who ended Franz Ferdinand’s COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
End Jokes
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn’t end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. wait. there isn’t any road bumps o h s h i t.
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke “You know, sometimes it’s reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you’ll always end like the others at calming and straight” Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Hey everyone im back bc im sinking back towards depression bc my sister is rly being a bitch and my parents always side with her and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming and im seriously considering hanging myself to end it all bc the pain is just… terrible and i feel like im not worth life
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Peaches-REMAKE-By-Justin Beiber and watersharky Music Productions- I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit) I get my weed from California (that’s that shit) I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch) I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that’s it) And I see you (oh), the way I breathe you in (in), it’s the texture of your skin I wanna wrap my arms around you, baby, never let you go, oh And I say, oh, there’s nothing like your touch It’s the way you lift me up, yeah And I’ll be right here with you 'til the end I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit) I get my weed from California (that’s that shit) I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch) I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that’s it) You ain’t sure yet, but I’m for ya All I could want, all I can wish for Nights alone that we miss more And days we save as souvenirs There’s no time, I wanna make more time And give you my whole life I left my girl, I’m in Mallorca Hate to leave her, call it torture Remember when I couldn’t hold her Left her baggage for Rimowa I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit) I get my weed from California (that’s that shit) I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch) I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that’s it) I get the feeling, so I’m sure (sure) Hand in my hand because I’m yours I can’t, I can’t pretend, I can’t ignore you’re right for me Don’t think you wanna know just where I’ve been, oh Done being distracted The one I need is right in my arms (oh) Your kisses taste the sweetest with mine And I’ll be right here with you 'til end of time I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit) I get my weed from California (that’s that shit) I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch) I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that’s it) I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit) I get my weed from California (that’s that shit) I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch) (I get my light right from the source, yeah, yeah) I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit) I get my weed from California (that’s that shit) I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch) I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that’s it) I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit) I get my weed from California (that’s that shit) I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch) I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that’s it)
My wife is a whore so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man, end of story you women are bitches
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”. The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”. The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink”. The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says “The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?”. She says “Vinegar and water”
When you end up pregnant…
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say DON’T and if he touched me down there I should say STOP…but Dad, he touch me both places at once so I said DON’T STOP DON’T STOP 😂
Why did the cliff feel offended? Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life. (I’m sorry…No I’m not)
I can’t help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That’s the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don’t like when I’m nostalgic No, you’ve never tried to understand Say you’re doing fine, don’t think about it Like I do Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to I can’t wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven’t even heard it Nothing of it really matters ’Cause I know you don’t like when I’m nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you’re doing fine, don’t think about it Like I do Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
sorry kenny?!
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck
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Knock knock Who’s there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate… Some nights I’m a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling “HAPPY”. Happy got out now they are fucking “GRUMPY”
What’s worse than waking up and finding a “Penis” drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was “Traced”
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn’t go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15