Employment jokes
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?
Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.