Employment

Employment Jokes

Receptionist

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

Sperm Bank

Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

Worker

Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess

A green, sad-looking cartoon character is pointing downward.

Rape

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

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  • Donut

    Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

    She was fed up with the hole business.

    Tractor

    She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

    Orphanage

    A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

    God, I love working at an orphanage!

    Orphanage

    When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

    Orphan

    How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?

    Because it's a family company.

    Man

    A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.

    The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."

    The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."

    Orphanage

    I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

    I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

    Man, I love working at the orphanage.

    Pressure

    Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

    Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."

    Nun

    What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

    One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

    Zookeeper

    Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

    Mother-in-law

    Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!

    Orphanage

    There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

    Job

    I just got a job at the prison library.

    It has its prose and cons.