I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
