Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why cant orphans work at SC Johnson?
Cuz its a family company
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
I saw a kid crying today and asked them where are your parents............. God I love working at a Orphanage
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
