where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Why cant orphans work at SC Johnson?
Cuz its a family company
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them where are your parents............. God I love working at a Orphanage
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her but on the cliff, so I pushed her over because i lost my balance
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
