Employment jokes
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.