I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her but on the cliff, so I pushed her over because i lost my balance
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
