Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Employment Jokes
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
