Emotion jokes
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
I'm dead inside.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
I love my family.
I love just having fun!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
Oh, you're jealous now.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
I hate nightmares.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.