Emotion jokes

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

When I mist, I miss.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...