Emotion jokes

I love myself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

I love just having fun!

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.

Oh, you're jealous now.

I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

When I mist, I miss.

I'm dead inside.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.