Emotion jokes

When I mist, I miss.

I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.

I love myself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

I love just having fun!

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

I'm dead inside.

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

Oh, you're jealous now.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Some guy: making a sandwich.

Me: *rages* to put the ham in!

I laughed at my life so hard.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I love Mekhi!

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.