Emotion jokes
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
You're overreacting.
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
I love just having fun!
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Ice cream is just like I scream.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
I hate crying.
I'll really mist ya.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.