What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
