Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground? The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
I hate my life.
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
are you sad then don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Q. why did the orphan rob a bank
A. to feel wanted for the first fucking time
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Good For You-Remake-By- watersharky Productions and Olivia Rodrigo- Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world? (Ah-ah-ah-ah) And good for you, I guess that you've been workin' on yourself I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped Now you can be a better man for your brand new girl Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me If you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby God, I wish that I could do that I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it But I guess good for you Well, good for you, I guess you're gettin' everything you want (ah) You bought a new car and your career's really takin' off (ah) It's like we never even happened Baby, what the fuck is up with that? (Ha) And good for you, it's like you never even met me Remember when you swore to God I was the only Person who ever got you? Well, screw that and screw you You will never have to hurt the way you know that I do Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me If you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby God, I wish that I could do that I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it But I guess good for you Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Maybe I'm too emotional But your apathy's like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Maybe I'm too emotional Your apathy is like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me If you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby Like a damn sociopath I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it But I guess good for you Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily
