Emotion jokes
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.