Emotion jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...

- But?

- ...

Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.