Emotion jokes
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
We gate.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.