People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Being mean.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Your face makes onions cry.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground? The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid