Emotion jokes
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I'll really mist ya.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.