Emotion jokes
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
I hate nightmares.