What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Imagine being depressed couldn’t be me
That one depressed friend.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
