Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Emotion Jokes
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Wade likes Luiz!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but heβs in denial.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(ππππ₯Ί. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-whatβs the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i canβt do this. π₯π₯Ί
*runs away in tears*
Guys, I promise Iβm not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "Itβs the best day ever!"
