Emotion jokes
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Wade likes Luiz!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*