How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Wade likes Luiz!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
