Emotion jokes
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! Youโre so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... Iโm aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Wade likes Luiz!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but heโs in denial.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(๐๐๐๐ฅบ. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-whatโs the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i canโt do this. ๐ฅ๐ฅบ
*runs away in tears*
Guys, I promise Iโm not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.