Emotion jokes
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
I love Mekhi!
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Try not to <3.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What kills you?
Suicide.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.