Emotion jokes
U can vent here idc.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Can emos eat happy meals?
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
I love Mekhi!
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.