Emo jokes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Baka!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!