Emo jokes
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Baka!
Clit
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.