Emo jokes
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Clit
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Who left him hanging?
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.