Emo jokes
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Clit
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.