What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Clit
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Who left him hanging?
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
Baka!
