Emo jokes
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Baka!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."