Emo jokes
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Baka!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."