Emo jokes
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Baka!
Clit
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Who left him hanging?
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.