Emo jokes
Emo people totally suck!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Dick.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Hello.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Noob butter eater.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.