Emo jokes

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

What does Trump stand for?

Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

What's another nickname for a flat emo?

A copping boars.

Clit

Who left him hanging?

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Friends = your power level.

Emo kid = power level: 0000.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.