Emo jokes
Big Dik
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.