Emo jokes
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
you.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
your mom
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
kys
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.