What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.