How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
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There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
