Emo jokes
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!