What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
kys
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore
Turns out it was just a phase.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
what do you call a emo that cut to deep . gushers
I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
Emos do take shots of themselves .. not with a camera tho
