Emo jokes
your mom
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
kys
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?