If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
kys
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
