Emo jokes
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Emo people totally suck!
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Hoi!