Emo jokes
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.