What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Emo Jokes
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Emo people totally suck!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
