Emo jokes
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.