Emo jokes
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Emo people totally suck!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.