Emo jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
You're a joke!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.