Emo

Emo jokes

Kid

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Kid

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Friend

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Man

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Rocket League

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Side

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

Type

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Dad

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.