Emo jokes
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Emo people totally suck!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.