Emo jokes

Emo people totally suck!

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Nah, they eat emo meals.

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Why does the emo kid skip class?

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”