Emo jokes
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Hoi!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Emo people totally suck!