Emo jokes
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Emo people totally suck!
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.