What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
Why do emo kids were hoodies a all the time: Because they are hiding stitches
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them
What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake
Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
I with I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves
whats a emos favorite game, fruit ninja
How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
A emo tried to high 5 a tree the tree left her hanging
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common......the pizza doesn’t cut itself.
How is a emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging
