Emo jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.