Emo jokes
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can I get a Hoyah?