Emo jokes
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.