What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down”
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl Like ur cute g
Whats the difference between a emo and a prisoner
The prisoner
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said but seriously talk to me.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging
Tell an emo and say do u get jealous when your phone dies
why do emo kids not run because there body will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts
What do emos and a bird nest have in common? They both hang from a tree.
Me people call me emo Older cosin why Becase i always have my hood up and where black cloths and ware black cross earrings
What's the difference between emo's and 9/11 the emo's are still there high up off the ground
