Emo jokes
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.