Emo

Emo Jokes

Category

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

Pizza

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Child

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

Air

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Emo kid

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Kid

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Suicide

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

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  • Emo girl

    Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

    Letter

    Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.

    Kid

    Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!