Emo jokes
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.