Emo jokes
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Big Dik
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.