Emo jokes
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Caca.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.