Emo jokes
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
There was a guy called John.
What is a monkey with a head?
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.