Emo jokes
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I love jumping off cliffs.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I'm emo, by the way.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!