Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I'm emo, by the way.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Like if you are emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
