Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Emo Jokes
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Noob butter eater.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
