Emo

Emo jokes

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

"No," replies the adopted kid.

"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

Like if you dislike emos.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.