Emo jokes
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.