Nuisance jokes
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!
A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!
Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!
Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"
Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!
Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!
Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
NONCE
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Community talk
matt plz ban these fakers who keep pretending to be me and lonelylune they're being a nuisance