Eleven jokes
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
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welp u alr know what it is
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
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What the heck? We went from eleven down to four super fast
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