Eleven jokes

Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Why did 7 kill 11?

Because now 7 was even.

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

What type of flour do orphans use?

- Self-raising.

Why is 10 always afraid?

Because it is between 9 and 11.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.

Why do people always talk about nine eleven???

My dad died that day.

He was a good pilot.

Why did 10 have trauma?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.