Eleven jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.