Eleven jokes
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.