Eleven jokes
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.